I am at the bakery and hungry for something to eat.  I see a poppy seed Challah and decide to have some of that.  I cut off the top 1/3 horizontally so that there is some left for others.  At almost the same time, I see that the sale person, Francis, is looking for the two Challahs that were baked for her special order and she only sees one of them on the counter.  I realize I have eaten the top of the special ordered challah.  I feel really badly, especially for Francis, who will have to explain to her customer that one was eaten by mistake.  Just like Humpty Dumpty, I couldn’t put it together again, and obviously the lower 2/3rds that was left, couldn’t be sold in that condition…wooooopppppsssss!!!